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10 of the Silliest Apps Ever Made (NEW)
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When apps first became all the rage, we all rolled our eyes at the
plethora of fart apps. And there are still plenty of those to go around.
But developers have developed their sense of humor since 2008 to
encompass a much wider variety array of silly apps. We've dug up the 10
best of those time-wasting, weird and downright bizarre apps to come out
on Android or iOS devices. MORE: 100+ Tech Gift Ideas for Holiday 2014
Now, you too can match the eloquence of Hodor, the gentle giant of
the Game of Thrones series, with the Hodor Keyboard, a one-button
Android keyboard app that lets you go "Hodor" (or "hodor", or "HODOR")
to your heart's content. From the description: "Extra bonus: If your
passwords are Hodor, this is by far the fastest way to log in."
This app is exactly what it says on the tin: The most useless app
ever. Unless you like pressing buttons that do nothing. In which case,
this app is perfect for you. At least, unlike the infamous "I Am Rich" app, this one has the decency not to rip you off a few hundred dollars.
Do you require quantitative, scientific analysis of your kissing
technique? Well, there's an app for that. iFrenchKiss claims to use a
proprietary "kissing analysis engine" to rate your skills with the
French kiss and the classic smooch. All you have to do is make out with
your iPhone screen. To quote the app description: "Use common sense and
do not slobber all over the device."
You can now pretend that your iPhone is an electric razor with
MyRazor Lite. We despair for the human race when we realize that at
least some reviews for this app are complaining about how this doesn't
actually shave your hair with the iPhone. Then again, that could be the
next killer iPhone feature. Who knows?
Being the designated driver sucks when everyone else is having a
drink or two and having a great time. Enter iBeer, the app that lets you
pretend to knock back a cold one with your smartphone's touch screen
completing the illusion. Using your phone's sensors and some visual
trickery, the app realistically mimics a glass of beer. Tilt to drink!
It even comes with a realistic burping noise to complete the illusion.
We can't quite tell whether Yo is the stupidest or most brilliant
thing ever. It's a super-simple messaging app that really only does one
thing: just select a contact and the app sends a simple "Yo".
Mind-blowing. So mind-blowing that it's actually managed to secure $1 million in seed funding. Brilliant? Stupid? Addictive? We'll let you make the call on this one.
The Cooling Fan app is the perfect companion on a hot summer day...or
not. Probably not. Still, it is cute, with multiple backgrounds,
multiple fan wing designs, speed levels, and sound effects.
Zipper fans can now zip a pair of jeans up and down ad nauseum with
the Zips Lite app, which displays a virtual zipper on screen. Slide it
up and down to zip or unzip. Users can choose from a selection of men's
or women's undergarments that can be displayed as the zipper slides up
and down, and users who splurge a dollar on the premium version can
select custom images from their camera roll. And yes, of course, people
have used this for dick pics.
The Ministry of Silly Walks (Android, iOS) ($0.99)
And now, for something completely different. Well, okay, not really,
this one's just as silly as the rest, we just wanted the excuse to use a
classic Monty Python catchphrase. Inspired by the classic Python skit
of the same name, The Ministry of Silly Walks is a spin on the infinite
runner where players take a jaunty stroll around town showing of their
silly walks while dodging pigeons and obstacles and collecting coins
which can be spent on silly suits and power ups.
Reattach the Electronic Grabber, activate the Multi-Spoon and set the
Contaminant Hypnothruster to 3! Spaceteam is a cooperative party game
of science fiction technobabble, in which players race to avoid
disaster. Every game features chaos, confusion, teamwork and a whole lot
of shouting. Each player's screen is composed of an instrument panel of
buttons, switches and sliders; as impending doom races towards the
ship, players have to execute timed tasks, barking out instructions to
other players while also paying attention to their own screen.
Conveniently, this party game supports cross-platform multiplayer
between Android and iOS players. How many missions can you accomplish
before your eventual demise?
